The ugliest challah
I had such high hopes… but it turned out so, so badly. Well, tasty enough. But UGLY as sin.
It all started with a video that showed a beautiful, trim Israeli lady making the most gorgeous braids with the kind of ease that you only acquire after having made thousands of them.
I watched it. Naomi Rivka watched it. We were inspired – hooray!
As soon as I started to pull of this complicated six-braid, everything began to go horribly wrong, starting with the ginormous octopus contraption you see at the top of this post.
From there, I created a not-too-shabby looking braided thingy…
And then tucked it together to resemble – um, a mummified dog?
Yuck, says Naomi Rivka.
Meanwhile, she herself was inspired by another technique she’d seen in the video to create a round challah, wrapped with a band to make it more regal. Beautiful!
Just to make the situation even more ridiculous, it turned out there wasn’t room on my (entire-oven-sized) baking pan for both of our challahs… so, ever the martyr, I sacrificed the (nonexistent) beauty of my own to give hers the space it needed.
After baking, she had a gorgeous, Rosh Hashanah-worthy creation, and I had something that more closely resembling a six-string guitar or the footprint a filthy giant might make, stomping through the sand.
Fortunately, the sting of failure was tempered a little by the first honeycake muffin tops of the year…
Mmm… honeycake muffin tops. The sweet smell that proves Elul is in the air.
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