Disappointing Apple (Stuffed) Challah
I was inspired by this beautiful post about an apples-and-honey challah – sounds amazing, right? Stuffed with apples, it truly is gorgeous – click over and check it out (the one above, left, is mine). But she doesn’t show you a picture of the inside, so I’ll cut right to the chase and show you that what looks like a TON of apples, going in, totalled to a few straggly bits that didn’t make a noticeable difference to the bread itself.
To be totally, TOTALLY fair, I didn’t follow her recipe. I used Maggie Glezer’s Czernowitzer Challah, because I’ve used it for stuffed onion/poppy challahs every Purim and it always works out okay. I think it’s not as sweet a dough, but the texture was also eminently ordinary.
Lots of work, though…
Chop up apples – the original uses bigger pieces, and perhaps they’d be less juicy if you didn’t cut them so much… and they might not “vanish” into the bread in the same way.
Roll out the snakes, but flatten them to add the apple.
Ignore the odd “bone” shape of the dough here. I felt the ends were getting too skinny, so I folded them back and it worked out okay.
By the time I had done four of these, you can’t tell from the pictures, but I had a sopping mess on the table and was practically screaming with frustration. I absolutely could NOT keep any of the snakes closed for more than a few seconds. The dough was too wet and sloppy and… well, argh. I have no idea how it looks so good in the pictures.
This finished woven bread does NOT look good, but the magic happens when you flip it over…
And behold – an actual, slippery, newborn challah. You can’t tell from this picture, but 20+ challahs later, I’ve become very, VERY good at this woven challah that was new to me only a couple of weeks ago.
In any event (or, as they say in England, “in the event,” which means a totally different thing over there - “he was sent on this important and, in the event, quite fruitless mission,” or, in this case, “she braided this awkward and, in the event, quite fruitless challah”)… so anyway.
The challah dried out nicely while it was rising and despite my fears that the breads would slip open and slop their contents all over the pan while it baked, turning it effectively into sticky buns, the snakes actually stayed shut and miraculously, the bottom of the challah was solid and dry by the time it came out of the oven, revealing no hint of the tiny-bits-o-appley-goodness that lay within. Very, VERY tiny bits.
A few tips from experience if you DO want to make an apple-filled challah:
- Use a fairly firm dough – none of that no-knead stuff here.
- A sweeter dough, like the one originally called for, is probably best as well.
- Use larger chunks of apple than I did, so they don’t leach water all over your dough. But not too large, or they’ll poke out.
- Be generous with the apple so you can see it in the end result… but not too generous, or it’ll goober out everywhere.
- Work quickly once you’re filling and sealing the snakes.
- If you’re not confident in your ability to do a complicated braid with floppy, wet snakes, just simplify – create one long, fat snake and just do a coil challah instead.
- Have a bench scraper and side towel very, very handy, and don’t hesitate to use them… everything may ooze and stick and you’ll need to dry/scrape it up quickly.
- Bake time will be longer than usual because everything is so very, very wet. I found my thermometer almost essential – you can’t tell if it’s done from the outside.
Oh, and finally…
- Don’t make it for erev Yom Kippur, when everybody’s rushing to eat quickly and don’t really care how much effort you put into the $#!%^ challah. Save it for when you can really savour it…