Let Them Eat Cake

“Specifically, let them eat a wormy-looking channel straight into the heart of the cake so as to avoid eating anything that has come in contact with the edges of the pan.  And then claim it is because they wanted to give Mommy the ‘moistest piece.’”

writing 001No cake, however mediocre, should have to suffer and die this way.

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