Aborted criticism

Boy-boy, 15, upon biting into a piece of bread tonight:  "Apart from being easy to slice and tasting good, this bread..."
Me:  "What?"
 
He couldn't think of anything.
You know it's good bread when he can't think of anything to criticize!

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